The courting game has gone high tech
(You can) check the rules before you play the game
The train wrecks of yesterday don’t happen quite so often
But a word of caution – your old M.O. will likely be the same

Hughie, he was hittin’ on the waitress
(His sister) Mel, well, she was nodding her okay
I was thinkin’ maybe sparks would fly for breakfast
But not today – our waitress has a wife

Take – me – home – I’m dreamin’ darlin’
Tell me why those pretty eyes are just so bright an’ blue
Take me home, it’s just a date
But I think I’m in love with you

O k cupid and match.com, the list goes on and on
Eharmony, A. Madison, perhaps romantic action
Christians, farmers, gay or straight, it’s easy an it’s safe
Just horny guys and horny gals – no alcohol, no free for all

Sophie, she was sittin’ on a bar stool
Lookin’ like she’d won the beauty prize
Lester, he was actin’ like an ol’ hand tool
An’ you could see it in his eyes – Lester, get a life

Take – me – home – I’m dreamin’ darlin’
Tell me why those deep green eyes just seem to see right through
Take me home, it’s just a date
But I think I’m in love with you

Serious to frivolous, life-long love or merely curious
Investigate, communicate and circulate your bio
Please be cautious with your new found friends
But don’t keep your privates fallow

If you’re lookin’ for a nooner, maybe It’s Just Lunch is it
There’s a bunch o’ funky hook-up sites to visit
Get a date, have some fun, be a lunatic – or be the one
You always wanted to impersonate

Take – me – home – I’m dreamin’ darlin’
Tell me why those blue-grey eyes have such steely hue
Take me home, I know it’s just a date
But I think that I’m in love with you