You’d been gone a long weekend when suddenly it clicked
I knew that something wasn’t right
In the back of the closet I came across a broomstick
After you got home on Monday night
I knew that you’d been witchin’ ‘round again

Ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl grabs her shilelagh
And she whacks that bad boy down
Ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl an’ her babes
Go witchin’ ‘round

You told me that you had been reformed
An’ your cover stories seemed so sincere
You said those witchin’ ways had been transformed
But things were not how they appeared
‘Cause you’ve been witchin’ ‘round again

Ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl grabs her shilelagh
And she whacks that bad boy down
There ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl an’ her babes
Go witchin’ ‘round

I’d like to think you’re crazy but I know that isn’t so
There’s wildness in your eyes, but I can tell
Your soul is lined with silver and your heart is made of gold
But if you keep on I’m sure you’re goin’ to hell
‘Cause you’ve been witchin’ ‘round again

Ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl grabs her shilelagh
And she whacks that bad boy down
Ain’t nobody safe in this whole damn town
When my girl an’ her babes
Go witchin’ ‘round