{"id":838,"date":"2019-03-05T10:43:12","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T16:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=838"},"modified":"2021-04-11T18:14:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-11T22:14:40","slug":"take-me-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=838","title":{"rendered":"Take Me Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-838-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Take-Me-Home-2c-v.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Take-Me-Home-2c-v.mp3\">https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Take-Me-Home-2c-v.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The courting game has gone high tech<br \/>\n(You can) check the rules before you play the game<br \/>\nThe train wrecks of yesterday don\u2019t happen quite so often<br \/>\nBut a word of caution &#8211; your old M.O. will likely be the same<\/p>\n<p>Hughie, he was hittin\u2019 on the waitress<br \/>\n(His sister) Mel, well, she was nodding her okay<br \/>\nI was thinkin\u2019 maybe sparks would fly for breakfast<br \/>\nBut not today &#8211; our waitress has a wife<\/p>\n<p>Take &#8211; me &#8211; home &#8211; I\u2019m dreamin\u2019 darlin\u2019<br \/>\nTell me why those pretty eyes are just so bright an\u2019 blue<br \/>\nTake me home, it\u2019s just a date<br \/>\nBut I think I\u2019m in love with you<\/p>\n<p>O k cupid and match.com, the list goes on and on<br \/>\nEharmony, A. Madison, perhaps romantic action<br \/>\nChristians, farmers, gay or straight, it\u2019s easy an it\u2019s safe<br \/>\nJust horny guys and horny gals &#8211; no alcohol, no free for all<\/p>\n<p>Sophie, she was sittin\u2019 on a bar stool<br \/>\nLookin\u2019 like she\u2019d won the beauty prize<br \/>\nLester, he was actin\u2019 like an ol\u2019 hand tool<br \/>\nAn\u2019 you could see it in his eyes &#8211; Lester, get a life<\/p>\n<p>Take &#8211; me &#8211; home &#8211; I\u2019m dreamin\u2019 darlin\u2019<br \/>\nTell me why those deep green eyes just seem to see right through<br \/>\nTake me home, it\u2019s just a date<br \/>\nBut I think I\u2019m in love with you<\/p>\n<p>Serious to frivolous, life-long love or merely curious<br \/>\nInvestigate, communicate and circulate your bio<br \/>\nPlease be cautious with your new found friends<br \/>\nBut don\u2019t keep your privates fallow<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re lookin\u2019 for a nooner, maybe It\u2019s Just Lunch is it<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a bunch o\u2019 funky hook-up sites to visit<br \/>\nGet a date, have some fun, be a lunatic &#8211; or be the one<br \/>\nYou always wanted to impersonate<\/p>\n<p>Take &#8211; me &#8211; home &#8211; I\u2019m dreamin\u2019 darlin\u2019<br \/>\nTell me why those blue-grey eyes have such steely hue<br \/>\nTake me home, I know it\u2019s just a date<br \/>\nBut I think that I\u2019m in love with you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The courting game has gone high tech (You can) check the rules before you play the game The train wrecks of yesterday don\u2019t happen quite so often But a word of caution &#8211; your old M.O. will likely be the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=838\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2K9yT-dw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=838"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}