{"id":501,"date":"2014-05-25T15:21:50","date_gmt":"2014-05-25T20:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=501"},"modified":"2014-05-25T15:21:50","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T20:21:50","slug":"the-intervention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"the intervention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it was a prickly situation<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 there was tension in the air<br \/>\nthe birds were getting skittish<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 we had never thought to run<br \/>\nthe armoire drawer was empty<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 the countertop was bare<br \/>\na gentle breeze blew through the trees<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 then grandma went for the gun<\/p>\n<p>we\u2019d come to force an issue, yes<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 which had gotten out of hand<br \/>\nwith lots of grief to go around<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 but we were having none<br \/>\nallegations, vile suspicions<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 the floor becoming quicksand<br \/>\nbut as thoughts of kin were creeping in<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 that\u2019s when grandma went for the gun<\/p>\n<p>it happened in an instant<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 uncle charlie pulled the shades<br \/>\nto cloak the rabelaisian<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 to hide the setting sun<br \/>\nthank god the drawer\u2019d been emptied<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and the counter cleared of blades<br \/>\nfor no one dear was wounded here<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 when grandma went for the gun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it was a prickly situation \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 there was tension in the air the birds were getting skittish \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 we had never thought to run the armoire drawer was empty \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 the countertop was bare a gentle breeze blew through the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/?p=501\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[31,40],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-addiction","tag-interpersonal-manipulation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2K9yT-85","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":504,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rwmiller.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}